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avatar Chick-on adventures: piscinas del paraíso
June 11, 2009 06:47AM
note: some or all of this story is non-factactual

On a recent trip to The Yo-SEM-ea-tea Mountains Chick-on's furry down outerskin
was getting irritated. He decided that he really needed a soaking of another sorts.
After sqwauking for what seemed like days about wanting to take a dip
(I thought I heard "TM High... Sierra Camp" in there too though) we finally decided
to heed his call. The reeever, however, was a flowing a way too fast for chick-on to
safely get his feet wet.
Luckily a shaman happened across the road. Chick-on gently flew onto the shaman's
shoulder and inquired about any local swimming holes. After a lesson in the
history of the hole and warning us to keep the area clean he gave us directions.
There were no paved paths, marked roads, or chicken scratchings to lead the way.
Only faint goat tracks kept us on course thru the dense underbrush and over
the perilous rocks. Tree branches seemed to come out from nowhere attempting
to halt us from our chosen path. Poison oak, nearly as dense as in the vaunted
Hetch Goat Gulch venue, required constant diligence to avoid.
The long and tedious hike stopped a few old and tired souls from reaching the
destination, however, chick-on would not be dissuaded. He flapped his wings
with added vigor as the agua parted and the hole was now in sight.
Chick-on spent the better part of an hour swimming and diving and sliding into
his "private" oasis.

avatar Re: Chick-on adventures: piscinas del paraíso
June 11, 2009 07:39AM
Methinks that Chick-on is still on a trip.

He didn't accidentally wander over to Nevada and partake of their state food, the magic mushroom, did he?
avatar Re: Chick-on adventures: piscinas del paraíso
June 11, 2009 09:45AM
Given what the chicken has done with the goat, this was probably a paltry task for that poultry. Strangely, the chick appears to be dry.



The cure for a fallacious argument is a better argument, not the suppression of ideas.
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avatar Re: Chick-on adventures: piscinas del paraíso
June 11, 2009 09:55AM
Quote
Frank Furter
Strangely, the chick appears to be dry.

Super Chick-on has abs of steel, can leap a half a dome in a single bound, and is duck-like waterproof*


*waterproof may be due to ziplock bag transportation in some instances
avatar Re: Chick-on adventures: piscinas del paraíso
June 11, 2009 10:03AM
Quote
bill-e-g
Quote
Frank Furter
Strangely, the chick appears to be dry.

Super Chick-on has abs of steel, can leap a half a dome in a single bound, and is duck-like waterproof*


*waterproof may be due to ziplock bag transportation in some instances

Been hitting the Super Sauce again?
avatar Re: Chick-on adventures: piscinas del paraíso
June 11, 2009 10:06AM
Here he is at the Super Sauce location:

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