PASADENA, CA–A team of cold-hearted, killjoy scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory callously announced Monday that the likelihood of complex life on Mars is "extraordinarily low," dashing the hopes of the public just like that.

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Then who dug those canals?

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Dave
Then who dug those canals?

Haliburton

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Dave
Then who dug those canals?

The Martians inhabiting an alternate dimension.
They "leaked" over from that orthogonal universe when the planet underwent its own impact and exit event.
[This is undoubtedly thoroughly "documented" in at least one British publication.]
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The Beaks

Added Note: our answer is actually identical with eeek's (Haliburton), except that the mechanism is elucidated.
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The Beaks