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eeek
http://www.ske-art.com/skestuff9/B003J9QB52

Those are just really old ones.

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eeek
http://www.ske-art.com/skestuff9/B003J9QB52

Those are just really old ones.

Beside, they are already yellow on the outside. Ton of chemicals keep them that way in perpetuity.

What about adding this: http://www.ske-art.com/skestuff9/B00016LZT8

These are more his color: "Snow Balls"

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plawrence
These are more his color: "Snow Balls"

Don't eat the pink snow.

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plawrence
These are more his color: "Snow Balls"

Watch out where the Chick-ons go
Don't you eat that weird pink snow

You prefer yellow?

The Shrek ones were good. But like Coca-Cola, Classic recipe is preferred.
I'll have to look if I have a picture of the Shrek ones in the wilderness.

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There's a _recipe_ for Hostess Twinkies[tm]?

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There's a _recipe_ for Hostess Twinkies[tm]?

Actually, Yes!

It was even featured on the Today Show last year (2010) in honor of the 80th Anniversary of the Twinkie®.

NBC Today Show: Make your own Twinkies at home

video: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/38691866#38691866


And here's more detailed video instructions on how on how to make your own Twinkies:



And Todd Wilbur's Twinkie Recipe in written form.



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And for those who care to know -- yes, there's a recipe for homemade Cheetos® too.

Food.com: Homemade Cheetos®

If he faithfully reproduced the original product, then someone following his directions, and leaving the result in their closet for 15 years, will find a rancid rock-hard substance which nonetheless shows no outward signs of rot (proof I watched the video!).

So...

(I had thought of asking whether Twinkies(tm) are an industrial by-product along the lines of Vegemite(tm), which I've been assured by a native Australian is "mothers' milk" scraped from the bottom of a brewery vat. Assuming Fosters is bottom-fermenting.)



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This thread brings to mind Bruce Willis biting into a thousand year old twinkie.

A friend made red velvet "twinkies" and ever since I've heard of the concept, I'm obsessed.

The standard ones are toxic enough.

It appears that bill-e-g has consumed so many of them that he has permanently gone over to the
DARK PINK SIDE

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The standard ones are toxic enough.

It appears that bill-e-g has consumed so many of them that he has permanently gone over to the
DARK PINK SIDE

A little bird told me someone here modeled for this: http://www.ske-art.com/skestuff9/B0049GXXJQ

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eeek

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szalkowski
The standard ones are toxic enough.

It appears that bill-e-g has consumed so many of them that he has permanently gone over to the
DARK PINK SIDE

A little bird told me someone here modeled for this: http://www.ske-art.com/skestuff9/B0049GXXJQ

Yup.
See how dessicated he looked right before he morphed.

Since following the links in this thread I now have Amazon.com emailing me about their Hostess Twinkies prices. Yuck. Need to clean up my 'recent viewing' history.

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ttilley
Since following the links in this thread I now have Amazon.com emailing me about their Hostess Twinkies prices. Yuck. Need to clean up my 'recent viewing' history.

You have been infected with The Curse of the Pink Chikin.
(SecurelyImmunizedly Yours)
The Marmots

P.S. Perhaps you should check to see if Amazon has any Chikin Voodoo Dolls.

This is your best bet:

Here's another "what to put in your bear can" picture:

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bill-e-g
Here's another "what to put in your bear can" picture:

Really? I thought you put one of these in a bear can.

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ttilley
Since following the links in this thread I now have Amazon.com emailing me about their Hostess Twinkies prices. Yuck. Need to clean up my 'recent viewing' history.

Wouldn't it be easier to just turn off the Amazon suggestions emails?

They have too many 'options' to locate...

Thanks, that will help. The problem will still arise because, when I actually do want to buy something, they'll remind me of my deep and abiding interest in inedible packaged products (followed from links here), Sarah Palin's Whining (followed from recommending Jesus' General Reviews), and other rubbish. But one issue at a time, I guess.