Re: California State Parks Ranger on leave after being found asleep with beer between legs

Not making this up. Apparently someone tried to wake him up, and when he wouldn't respond he called it in. Frankly I wouldn't have tried. Guy with guns, probably drinking, and suddenly woken up? Doesn't sound safe to me. He did take a photo though.

State Park Ranger Found Unconscious in Patrol Car With Beer Between His Legs (PHOTO)
http://lostcoastoutpost.com/2014/aug/28/state-park-ranger-found-patrol-car-unconscious-bee/



Is the shotgun loaded? Could something happen if he suddenly bumps into it? His peace officer status has been suspended and he's on administrative leave. Sounds like it's a matter of time before he gets fired.

And it's "Keystone Light"? That's not even a real beer. If you are going to do something that stupid, at least get a good beer.

Yikes! must get some stronger spectacles...for a moment there I thought it said bear!

PS: hence the expression n~ 'Keystone cops'

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pines
PS: hence the expression n~ 'Keystone cops'

Good one!

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Dave
And it's "Keystone Light"? That's not even a real beer. If you are going to do something that stupid, at least get a good beer.

Poor guy!

Drinking Keystone Light is solid proof that the state doesn't pay its park rangers enough money.

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Dave
And it's "Keystone Light"? That's not even a real beer. If you are going to do something that stupid, at least get a good beer.

Poor guy!

Drinking Keystone Light is solid proof that the state doesn't pay its park rangers enough money.

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Several people have looked up his listed salary, although it could be inaccurate. He's listed as $81K for 2013 with maybe a $67K base salary + bonuses/overtime. He's a supervising park ranger. Probably goes a long way up there in the middle of nowhere.

I'm not sure which is the most dreadful~ getting 81K, or getting drunk on one 'KL'

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pines
I'm not sure which is the most dreadful~ getting 81K, or getting drunk on one 'KL'

Most teachers get paid less than half that. (Starting salary.)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2014 06:35PM by Dave.