Not the Store, not the El Village, but the Time/Space Portal.
Under the influence of Pizza, Bee promised me Feynman & potty humour...
So here is El Reg http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/09/lhc_2_tev_collisions/
The LHC Portal site http://www.lhcportal.com/
And some neat pics http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/11/large_hadron_collider_ready_to.html pic
Picture 23 will make a certain poster scream PIZZA!!!
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