Really?
Ok, last one. You guys could wish him a happy birthday if you haven't already.
He's like old n stuff. Pretty nice guy.
Pretty smart for a blonde. (can we say that in 2018?)
I mean, he like fixed his umbrellie. It was pretty cool. It broke once but that
was just the first try. It works now. He'll show it to you. He's pretty proud.
I pretend I'm not impressed. Gotta keep him thinking. Or something like that.