I don't know when this was generated, but it is worth a read.
http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/
Open Letter To Kansas School Board
........You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature......
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