Dear Discovery Channel,
This is really hard for me to say. We've been so close for such a long time, and I feel like there was something real between us. Sure, there have been some rough times, like when you decided deforestation was worth televising. We've had our fights about silly things like how you perpetuate a negative stereotype through shark week and whether ghost hunting is valid programing for a science-oriented network.
http://scienceblogs.com/observations/2010/03/dear_discovery_channel_this_is.php