http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2011-07-26-worst-writing-contest_n.htm
(AP) A sentence in which tiny birds and the English language are both slaughtered took top honors Monday in an annual bad writing contest.
Sue Fondrie of Oshkosh, Wis., won the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for her sentence comparing forgotten memories to dead sparrows, said San Jose State University Prof. Scott Rice. The contestant asks writers to submit the worst possible opening sentences to imaginary novels....
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