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Re: Mean Scientists Dash Hopes Of Life On Mars

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avatar Mean Scientists Dash Hopes Of Life On Mars
April 16, 2010 09:04PM
PASADENA, CA–A team of cold-hearted, killjoy scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory callously announced Monday that the likelihood of complex life on Mars is "extraordinarily low," dashing the hopes of the public just like that.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2010 09:04PM by eeek.
avatar Re: Mean Scientists Dash Hopes Of Life On Mars
April 16, 2010 10:10PM
Then who dug those canals?
avatar Re: Mean Scientists Dash Hopes Of Life On Mars
April 16, 2010 10:18PM
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Dave
Then who dug those canals?

Haliburton
avatar Re: Mean Scientists Dash Hopes Of Life On Mars
April 16, 2010 10:23PM
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Dave
Then who dug those canals?


The Martians inhabiting an alternate dimension.
They "leaked" over from that orthogonal universe when the planet underwent its own impact and exit event.
[This is undoubtedly thoroughly "documented" in at least one British publication.]
(signed)
The Beaks
avatar Re: Mean Scientists Dash Hopes Of Life On Mars
April 16, 2010 10:34PM
Added Note: our answer is actually identical with eeek's (Haliburton), except that the mechanism is elucidated.
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The Beaks
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