Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed a California archeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and shortly thereafter a story in the LA Times read, "California archeologist, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancesters already had an advanced high-tech communications network 100 years earlier than the New Yorkers".
One week later a local newspaper in Worcester, Massachusetts reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in his back yard, Vinnie Manziano, a self-taught archeologist, reported he found absolutely nothing. Vinnie has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Massachusetts had already gone wireless.
If you actually read this it's a half minute you will never get back.
