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Re: William Shatner Presents a Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale

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avatar William Shatner Presents a Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale
November 23, 2011 05:53PM
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November 24, 2011 10:23AM
Here's a related tip from Pedro Cerrano:




Last Thanksgiving about two million people tried to deep fat fry their turkey. Fifteen succeeded in setting their houses on fire. At Christmas there was a lot driving over the river and through the woods, and a little bit of skidding on the ice and taking out grandma's garage door........Trouble never takes a holiday........
avatar Re: William Shatner Presents a Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale
November 24, 2011 04:25PM
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y_p_w

Here's a related tip from Pedro Cerrano.

Actually his name is: Dennis Haysbert. He played the role of Pedro Cerrano in the Major League films.
avatar Re: William Shatner Presents a Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale
November 25, 2011 10:53AM
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plawrence
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y_p_w

Here's a related tip from Pedro Cerrano.

Actually his name is: Dennis Haysbert. He played the role of Pedro Cerrano in the Major League films.

And your point being?

I remember when 24 was being broadcast, I was joking with a friend that Pedro Cerrano was now the President of the US. He replied "and Jobu is the Vice President."

avatar Re: William Shatner Presents a Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale
November 25, 2011 02:56PM
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y_p_w
I remember when 24 was being broadcast, I was joking with a friend that Pedro Cerrano was now the President of the US. He replied "and Jobu is the Vice President."

Head roll
avatar Re: William Shatner Presents a Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale
November 25, 2011 09:23PM



Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curve ball. Straight ball I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

Ah.... Hey-soos, I like him very much, but he no help with curve ball.

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
avatar Re: William Shatner Presents a Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale
November 25, 2011 11:37PM
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y_p_w
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plawrence
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y_p_w

Here's a related tip from Pedro Cerrano.

Actually his name is: Dennis Haysbert. He played the role of Pedro Cerrano in the Major League films.

And your point being?

That his name isn't Pedro Cerrano. (Nor does he do the Allstate commercials as the Pedro Cerrano character.) That's all.


avatar Re: William Shatner Presents a Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale
November 26, 2011 06:27AM
Is it real or just a joke?
Do Turkey Fryers exist?
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November 26, 2011 08:42AM
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Yury
Is it real or just a joke?
Do Turkey Fryers exist?
They're real. Do a Youtube search on "Turkey Fryers" for more info than you can stand. Watch the Alton Brown series for the best info.



Old Dude
avatar Re: William Shatner Presents a Turkey Fryer Cautionary Tale
November 26, 2011 12:59PM
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Yury
Do Turkey Fryers exist?

Yes, I had fried turkey a few months ago at a friend's house. It's turkey friars that probably don't exist.
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