Hmmm...Ice axe...good stand-in for opening a bottle of beer, I have heard!
Self-arrest...the best I do is give the cops a little head start..
Seriously, without proper training, practice, and tecnique...the ice axe probably won't do me much good at this point -- common sense will have to suffice. However, I do plan to take up those skills in the not too distant future.
Sounds like a great stocking stuffer, though.