I WONDER HOW MANY MORE 'CONCEPTS' BRIAN COULD FACILITATE. HOW ABOUT FACILITATING A HOT ( OR EVEN WARM) SHOWER OR WASH ON A COLD MORNING? THE PARK SHOULDN'T WANT TOO MUCH MONEY FOR THEIR CONCRETE BUNKERS. OR PERHAPS HE COULD FACILITATE A SYSTEM WHEREBY HIS HEALTHY-EATING HIKERS COULD SLOW THE F*** WHILE DRIVING IN THE VICINITY OF WILDLIFE. THERE ARE PLENTY OF 'CONCEPT FACILITATION' OPPORTUNITIES~ I FEEL SURE WE COULD ALL LIST HUNDREDS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF A LIFE BRIAN HAS HAD, BUT IT SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN 'BASE CAMPED' IN CORPORATE B******S.
NOT EVERYONE WHO VISITS NP'S WANTS TO HIKE AND EAT HEALTHY. I, FOR ONE, LIKE TO VISIT IN THE HOPE THAT I WIIL SEE SOMEONE SCALDED IN A GEYSER, OR FALL FROM A HORSE IN DEATH VALLEY: OR, FALL FROM THE FACE OF EL CAP, SEE A LANDSLIDE TAKE OUT THE WHOLE OF C***Y VILLAGE AND BEYOND, OR, AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE, WALK KNEE DEEP ( NOT TOTALLY TRUE, BUT WER'E GETTING THERE) IN LITTER.
AND, IF HE REALLY IS INTERESTED IN HIKERS...PERHAPS HE COULD FACILITATE SOME LEFT LUGGAGE LOCKERS FOR THOSE WHO CARRY SOMETHING BIGGER THAN A TESCO BAG.
I'M NOT HOLDING MY BREATH, THOUGH. AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
AND WHILE I'M AT IT...(GET YOUR BLUE PENCIL OUT) HE COULD TRY AND FACILITATE PAYING SOME CORPORATION TAX ON THE MILLIONS STARF***S MAKES IN THE UK.
...AND BREATHE...