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Re: California State Parks Ranger on leave after being found asleep with beer between legs

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avatar California State Parks Ranger on leave after being found asleep with beer between legs
August 29, 2014 05:24PM
Not making this up. Apparently someone tried to wake him up, and when he wouldn't respond he called it in. Frankly I wouldn't have tried. Guy with guns, probably drinking, and suddenly woken up? Doesn't sound safe to me. He did take a photo though.

State Park Ranger Found Unconscious in Patrol Car With Beer Between His Legs (PHOTO)
http://lostcoastoutpost.com/2014/aug/28/state-park-ranger-found-patrol-car-unconscious-bee/



Is the shotgun loaded? Could something happen if he suddenly bumps into it? His peace officer status has been suspended and he's on administrative leave. Sounds like it's a matter of time before he gets fired.
avatar Re: California State Parks Ranger on leave after being found asleep with beer between legs
August 30, 2014 05:14PM
And it's "Keystone Light"? That's not even a real beer. If you are going to do something that stupid, at least get a good beer.
Yikes! must get some stronger spectacles...for a moment there I thought it said bear!no, stop, enough!
PS: hence the expression n~ 'Keystone cops'Rolling on floor laugh
avatar Re: California State Parks Ranger on leave after being found asleep with beer between legs
August 31, 2014 03:36PM
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pines
PS: hence the expression n~ 'Keystone cops'Rolling on floor laugh
Good one! Bowing to his greatness
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Dave
And it's "Keystone Light"? That's not even a real beer. If you are going to do something that stupid, at least get a good beer.


Poor guy!

Drinking Keystone Light is solid proof that the state doesn't pay its park rangers enough money.

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avatar Re: California State Parks Ranger on leave after being found asleep with beer between legs
September 02, 2014 12:11PM
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plawrence
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Dave
And it's "Keystone Light"? That's not even a real beer. If you are going to do something that stupid, at least get a good beer.


Poor guy!

Drinking Keystone Light is solid proof that the state doesn't pay its park rangers enough money.

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Several people have looked up his listed salary, although it could be inaccurate. He's listed as $81K for 2013 with maybe a $67K base salary + bonuses/overtime. He's a supervising park ranger. Probably goes a long way up there in the middle of nowhere.
I'm not sure which is the most dreadful~ getting 81K, or getting drunk on one 'KL'smileys with beer
avatar Re: California State Parks Ranger on leave after being found asleep with beer between legs
September 03, 2014 06:35PM
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pines
I'm not sure which is the most dreadful~ getting 81K, or getting drunk on one 'KL'smileys with beer
Most teachers get paid less than half that. (Starting salary.)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2014 06:35PM by Dave.
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